Here's the first 4 steps to a better life...
- Identify positively with your peers instead of peering over your shoulder to see who's laughing at you.
- Find the success balloon within you and blow yourself up to successful new heights.
- Eliminate the annoying voices inside your heart's vagina.**
- Buy Tori O'Rora's "Here's to a New You!" today!***
*or during your next lunch break
**this is vulgar, but important. All is explained in the book/CD
***available by money order (see info section)
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