Tori O'Rora promises these 4 changes in your destiny now!!!
☞ Identify positively with your peers instead of peering over your shoulder to see who's laughing at you.
☞ Find the success balloon within you and blow yourself up to successful new heights.
☞ Eliminate those annoying voices in your heart's vagina.**
☞ Buy Tori O'Rora's "Here's to a New You!" now*!***
*or during your next lunch break, whatever, point is: the sooner the better
**this may seem vulgar, but it's very important (details can be found in the full color book/DVD).
***available by money order, check & wire transfer (see info section)
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